What religion am I?

If you forced me into saying a specific category, I'd say none, but if you allowed me a little more freedom, I could give a better answer. That answer would be that I believe more or less in the overall Buddhist structure, with a Taoist zeal for balance and tendency towards chaos. Throw in some Pre-Socratic and Socratic ideologies and its pretty close, but I wouldn't call it a religion, it is more just what I think than anything.